[quote=@Meta]
<Snipped quote by Disdain>

*Speaks into a radio*
This is unit 5P; send in the boys. Operation Surprise Party has been a success.
*SWAT teams descend from helicopters and surround the perimeter*
You're under arrest for negligence, malicious endangerment of patrons, the kidnapping of eight children in the past month, breaking every safety protocol, and about a hundred other offenses. You're going to jail for a [i]looong[/i] time, pal.
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*Shuts down the roller coaster before the next batch of people can get in*