[quote=@Meta]
<Snipped quote by Disdain>

*The owner turns into a monstrous creature, dripping with slime from all pores*
It's over. We've been waiting to reel you in for a [i]long [/i]time.
*Shoots out a support beam with a party cannon, causing the building to collapse on top of both of us*
[/quote]

*Begins shutting down other attractions and retrieving people from them* Refunds, refunds everywhere!