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<Snipped quote by Disdain>

That's a good plan—they can keep it clean and safe.
*Starts typing again*
We put the evil owner behind bars and discovered whatever was left of the missing kids. And thus ends the Case of the Conniving Caper of the Captured Kids from Kadberry Court.
This is Surprise from Noirprize Detective Services—Case Closed.
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*High fives you*