[quote=@Gentlemanvaultboy]
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"Name's Rat." he replied. "Professional wizard and, uh, I guess aspiring restaurateur? Honestly, da place sort a fell into my lap earlier tonight. And what were ya up to before ya landed here, if I may be so bold?" 
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"Me? Names is PVT. Peters, Johnny Peters. We, we were marching to who knows where, first I was complaining and now I'm here eating turkey. Say, need help around here? Seeing that you own this, and I'm stuck here."