Dear me, 

I love you but today I'm going to nag about your sadistic shit. I respect the fact you like creating imperfect characters, how each bittersweet flaw printed the page more real than the person standing beside you. You like it when you travel with your living dolls in stories that make your brain go ahhbdgbdmerergurhbu. Yes, I know you prefer their suffering in order to survive because nothing is easy, because hell is more challenging.

[b]BUT.[/b]

At least be considerate, try even if you fail and stop killing them. These are your mind creation for Oprah Winfrey's sake. Snap out of it, no more choking, no more gasing, and no more [b]George R. R. Martin[/b] fetishes. Enough is enough. 

Just... kill em with kindness. Kick them in the privates and don't use much violence.