[quote=@cpldingo]
Here's two random facts about me that serve no purpose in the "real" world.

I can hit a target at over 800 yards with an M16.

I can disassemble and reassemble an m249 blindfolded in 30 seconds or less.
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well, you, mister, are some type of rambo.

[quote=@Chasebloodcrest]
I love her butt and I cannot lie. Her father knows, he can't even deny. I once broke my wrist because of her and yeah, I was very high.
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and you r the worst poet EVER

[quote=@SleepingSilence]
I did not have an abortion at age 13.
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so you're saying you had an abortion later? join the club!