Well, a woodchuck can't chuck wood, but if a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck about 700 pounds (320 kg) of wood on a good day.

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How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woOOd?

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