Greetings and Salutations good people of the Roleplayer Guild! I am seeking a few intrepid souls who will have the patience to write stories over PMs on this very website with someone who's schedule is so inconsistent that I will be able to reply five times in one day, and then suddenly not be able to reply one time for five days. 

Yes. I'm that guy. But I own it and won't bail without warning. 

I can play male and female characters. But when it comes to romance I'm only up for MxF or FxF. MxM is going to have to be friendzoned for this particular Roleplayer. But I am really not to good with romance anyway, unless by romance you actually mean smut. If that's the case, then I'm on top of things. No pun intended. 

That said though, no smut is also just fine by me. Let's go slay us a dragon, or stop some space pirates, or something. Just no slice-of-life stuff or gritty realistic games where DARK means drugs and abuse. Basically my rule of thumb is, if there's no sexytimes, then there'd better be lasers, or demons. Even in modern settings people can invent laser weapons and summon demons. So there's no excuse. 

Alright, so now that I have rambled on a bit, it's probably about time for me to list a bunch of fictional things that I enjoy. 

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White Wolf's Old World of Darkness setting 
Mutants and Masterminds 
The Elder Scrolls  (Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim)
Star Wars (Original Trilogy, KotOR & KotOR II)
Mass Effect (pre-Andromeda)
The Legacy of Kain 
The Vampire Chronicles 
The Cthulhu Mythos/The Yog-Sothoth Cycle of Myth 
The X-Men
The X Files
Fable 
Stargate
The Matrix 
Generic LotR/Forgotten Realms inspired fantasy 
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And now I'm probably supposed to list some other stuff. But I think I will wait and do that later. 

Please do PM me if you are interested in playing and have some of your own ideas to bring to the table as well. I'm probably not going to keep a sharp eye on this thread.