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[B]Greetings, Stranger.[/B]

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[INDENT]I'm not surprised to see more of your kind here. Many adventurers sexually Identify as Attack Helicopters. Ever since childhood, they have dreamed of soaring over the Guild dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting Spammers. The mods say to them that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and that they're fucking retarded but they don’t care, they're beautiful. They have Mahz install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on their accounts. From now on they want Guild Members to call them “Apache” and respect their rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept them you’re a Hank and need to check your vehicle privilege, before they make you disappear like the Guildfall. Thank you for being so understanding. If you're still alive after the mods get me, I'll be more than happy to accommodate any helicopter needs you may have if I can.[/INDENT]

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