[indent][b]October 26th, 8:00 PM
Caracas, Venezuela[/b][/indent]

This was gonna happen! She was beaming, he was excited, the chemistry was incredible! This was gonna happen!

She raised her arms... and he was instantly trapped in an electric bubble or something.

[i][color=fff200]What in the fu-[/color][/i]

Then he was pulled under the water, apparently he needed a "cold shower". She thought she was funny! He had done nothing but be nice to her and she responded by trapping him and dragging him into the ocean! While he was naked! This was lawsuit worthy or something because Jesus Christ he felt violated. Perhaps not physically, but on some level it was true! He was being wronged here! He hadn't done anything wrong! He was an American citizen dammit! She'd probably just jumped the border a few weeks ago the Mexican bitch!

Then she let him go and he watched in horror as the bubble began to fade.

[i][color=fff200]No, nonono this is bad[/color][/i] 

He screamed in horror as the magic began to fade, but this horror quickly morphed into rage at her for doing this to him.

[color=fff200]"You bitch! I swear to God when I gather myself back up I'll dice you up into tiny pieces and burn them to ashes! You whore! Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you fuck you!"[/color]

With one second left, he gathered all the fury he had and roared at the top of his... not-lungs.

[color=fff200]"Fuck! You!"[/color]

He carried the "you" at a furied scream until the bubble finally faded and he was torn apart by the ocean tides.

It was a strange feeling, like he was being stretched from every side. He felt himself growing weaker and weaker, until he felt absolutely massive, and at the same time... weaker than the weakest insect.

[color=fff200][i]This fucking suuuucks.[/i][/color]