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Edit: 2+ hours later, and my masterwork* is complete!

*Not really masterwork, but I'm still fairly proud of it.

Also, I made a new slang term: pipeworks. It refers to the Omestrian slave facilities, but decidedly avoids mentioning people or having them hooked up to machines and tormented.