Swans are vicious under thoese elegant feathers, is a untamable beast from satin. 
Anyway welcome to the guild, Gainsborough's welcome post has become a meme so, 
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[b]Greetings Person,[/b] 

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[indent]I’m surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed BUT THERE IS STILL NO DELETE BUTTON. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again, Nah it's just this Meme. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community, they were sent to the gulag. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you, THE GULAGS ARE REAL IM TELLING YOU. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can. [/indent]

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[indent]You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions, just don't mention the gulags. Maybe they can tell you more. [/indent]
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I didn't change this one up too much but welcome.... ignore the gulags