This is an ongoing story game, in which each post begins with either "Unfortunately" or "Fortunately," alternating between people. One sentence per post, silliness is encouraged, anything is possible.

For example,
Person 1: "Fortunately, the bullets missed us."
Person 2: "Unfortunately, they hit a civilian."
Person 1/3/etc: "Fortunately, the civilian was a communist spy trying to steal the launch codes."

First post: There was a bank robbery today.