[quote=@Poi]
I'm surprised I don't have brain damage.

I had a grand mal seizure as a kid in a Walmart parking lot, so that happened. 

In sixth grade, one of my friends wanted to kick the football back in the field as we came back inside after class ended. I happened to be right in the way of him (mere inches) and took a punted football straight to the forehead.

Also around this time (or might be before the football incident, I don't remember to be honest) I went hiking with my uncle and cousins through the trails deep in the forest not too far from my house. However, to get to the trails, you have to go down this massively steep hill, affectionately named Superman Hill by the locals. I had made it halfway down the hill before my feet slipped, and I couldn't stop until I started to tumble down the hill thankfully right before I ended up in the creek bed. I had lost my shoes and was quite dirty, but I was fine for the most part.

Then, later in life when I was in Junior High, my friends and I did some stupid things and would kick or throw rocks to fight boredom on the long walk to our bus stop since they decided to put it so far away. I was sitting on the curb waiting for the bus while playing around on my phone, and someone decided to take a piece of the road (the actual asphalt, not a rock) to throw it at someone, and ended up clonking me in the side of the head with it.

I guess it is just safe to say I'm born as a klutz. I've gained a ton of injuries by hurting myself somehow, like the many times I tore up my legs playing four square as a kid or the time when it was the last day of school and I decided to race my friends down the blacktop track (just a track painted down the side of it), only to cut and scar myself once more. The good thing is I have yet to break a bone, unlike my siblings (who both broke them in the same places by slipping in front of their school on ice).
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Reminds me of the fact I was whacked in the head with basketballs at least a dozen times as a kid. Shows how bloody wonderful I was at sports at the time. >.>