I'm starting to think I'm overdoing this one character's kill count. I just wrote a fight scene for her and over the course of two pages she racked up eight.

I'm running out of ways to kill her off but she just keeps on surviving. Dang.

ed: I've tried bandit gangs, divine intervention, heatstroke, desert nomads, desert nomads 2: camel riding boogaloo, burning for heresy, a miscarriage, pirates, and boredom. So far boredom came closest.