[quote=KiloGhost]
Walks into cafe seeing unusual things. Goes into line and wait's for service.
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You find you're number 3.389, and the estimated wait time is around 206 hours. Furthermore, in the corner you see a tall man throttling a child, and an odd fellow cloaked in shadows is playing poker with an alien. A fellow in a red hat with a red sparkling suit walks up to you, smiling brightly. "Welcome to Hell's Coffee Lounge, how can I help you?"