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No, I'd never send in civilians to such a dangerous situation! I was going to recommend that you find a place to stay here until our forces handle it, then we'll send you home once everything is straightened out. We'll help you out financially so that you aren't struggling in what must be a strange, foreign world to you.
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That's... much kinder than I had expected.