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[h2][color=3FC240]Mr. Tim Biddle, 38[/color][/h2][/center]

[h2][color=3FC240]Loyal Newsman[/color][/h2][sub]Tim is the newscaster of the [i]Weather, Tunes, and Protestant Radio[/i] broadcast. It has been his sole profession and hobby for the latter half of Tim's life, and it is something he takes very seriously. He seldom attends events in town due to the time constraints of WTPR taking place from 6AM to 8PM, though he sends his young son Pat in his place as a de facto reporter. Aside from his passion for radio, Tim has a passion for culinary arts, inherited by a hotel chef father and a nervous-eating mother. He has a wide array of spices in his strangely fertile backyard, and a longstanding friendly relationship with the local butcher. Though Tim is a respected member of the community, much like his show, Tim is a very forgettable, love-or-hate kind of person. The biggest reason for this, aside from the nosiness of his investigative son, is the massive, ugly radio tower he was paid by the Federal Communications Commission to place on his property.[/sub]

[right][h2][color=3FC240]Envious Loser[/color][/h2][sub]Tim is a very nice guy, and this is perhaps his biggest flaw. He is an introvert who has built a life around comfortable isolation in a broadcasting room, who comes home in time to get to bed early for the next day's broadcast, taking only Sundays off to spend time with his wife and son. Even then, this relationship is strongly strained -- His wife, who he married when the two were chubby nerds in high school -- has blossomed into a beautiful woman, where Tim has only grown softer and squishier. Furthermore, Tim has strong suspicions that his wife may be cheating on him, and though he has no solid evidence, it is an insecurity that pervades his subconscious as a quiet, gnawing fear. He distracts himself from this fear by putting himself into his radio show, which only holds a meager viewership advantage over the town's competitor with child audiences, something Tim is painfully aware of.[/sub][/right]

[hr][center][h3]Tammy Biddle - [color=3FC240]Wife[/color][/h3]
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[sub]Tamora Biddle met her husband at her high school science fair. He was the first boy to ever pay attention to her, the only boy to ask her to the school prom, and within a year, the first and only boy to ask her to marry him. Having grown up teased for her glasses, weight, and red hair, she was instantly smitten by Tim's humble but loving personality, and their first years were genuinely happy. Gradually, this changed. Tamora gradually started going by Tammy. Her chunky glasses were replaced by newfangled contact lenses, while Tim's eyesight eventually caused him to don his first pair of glasses. Tammy learned to perm her red hair. Tim grew a bald spot on the back of his head. Tammy wore a corset for years, and became a weekly spectacle of grace at church. Tim gained fourty pounds stress-eating over it.[/sub]

[h3]Patrick Biddle - [color=3FC240]Son[/color][/h3]
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[sub]Pat is Tim's high-pitched, effeminate son who works as a reporter for his father's radio show. Although he has very little interest in being a reporter, it allows him to work on one of his biggest passion; Playing pretend. As [i]Journalist Pat Piddle[/i], an alter-ego he chose for its snappy alliteration, Pat's high-pitched voice becomes that of a high-pitched gumshoe. Aside from his love for doing voices and wearing costumes, Pat is an unexceptionally soft boy who buys dolls with his allowance to dress and groom them, before hiding them under his bed.[/sub][/center]