[quote=@WanderingDragon]
[@Odin]
Stuff like that works for the same reason Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey were so popular.[/quote]
Fifty shades was so popular because Christian is rich and handsome. Remove that and what's left is a seriously screwed up man who essentially has sex and beats women that resembles his dead prostitute mother, and the leftovers of Anastasia's diary: 

[center][color=cccccc][i]I blush. I gasp. He touches me down there.
I gasp again. He gasps. We both gasp now.
I refer to my genitals as "down there" few times more.
I blush again. Sorry, I mean I "flush" some more.
I bite my lip. He gasps. More lip biting.
More blushing/flushing. Still more gasping.[/i]
[b]The end.[/b][/color][/center]