[quote=@Brithwyr]
[@Crispy Octopus][@solamelike]

What strange scientific experiments created you two in such a way that you've never seen a woman's face?

Look at the cheekbones. The brow. The broadness and sharpness of the nose. The shape of the eyes. Thr definition around the lips and chin. The throat. These are all dead giveaways. 
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We don't all keep microscopes on us at all times, man.