[quote=@Mammalia] Because I wouldn't look flawless! No proper sculpture of me should look anything less than geometrically perfect. [/quote] Statues are just artistic representations. [quote=@Armed Forces] *It reads, "[i]Statue in Regrettful Memory of Revellyn Rhosyn[/i] In this plaque, we recognize a man in recent history who scholars claim accrued the largest number of deaths any known individual has ever been responsible for. His initial atrocities included thr annihilation of many pioneer colonies, including, most notably, his home of Misneachd. Among the casualties attributed to him include his own family, save his brother, who is creditted with his defeat. His death was never confirmed, however. Some say he still roams freely to this day, and demon would not hesitate to finish what he started." [/quote] ...Just a coincidence, right?