Y'know, this post got me wondering: why [i]didn't[/i] I jump at the chance to wage a grand tunnel war? Really endangers my eagles.

Anyway, today we learned that there's a Sculptor with a massive fancrush on Heartworm because of course there is, why wouldn't there be. About a million posts incoming because WrongEnd has my Discord and keeps hitting me up with ideas. Someone help me.

ed: put a point into Urteverm because eh. if I'm not at zero by the end of the turn it probably wasn't even worth waking up Jvan tbh