Some 37 year old guy got tired of the boredoms of life and wanted to have something more in his life. Maybe little spices here and there, black candle, some virgin blood [s][sub]haha get it he's pathetic hhfjdhfhdh[/sub][/s], and a little chanting and VOILA! Congratulations! He just summoned a demon to inhabit his body! Would've read the fine print but I guess "UNLIMITED FIREPOWER" was as good as any reason to summon a demon that specializes in fire.

I  guess it's just horrible that he's the janitor I guess.