[@BespeckledCeph] Would be happy to break you into some d&d.  Firstly you'll need an online character sheet. I recommend [url=https://orcpub2.com/pages/dnd/5e/character-builder]OrcPub[/url] as a nice straight forward option. I'll roll each of you for your ability scores but your background, class, and spells are all up to you.

Check out the [url=http://www.elterritorio.org/resources/PH.pdf]players handbook[/url] for rules and a guide to creating a character.