Kirina: well, he's gonna be busy for a while...

*Pulls an un-suspecting shinji into my grasp, my hand around his waist, and places a gentle hand on his face*

My amazing husband, how are you?

Shinji: *attempts to move, but is held with an immense force*

Kirina: oh, how ive missed you...
*gently kisses him, and he hesitates.
 Before kissing back. She pulls away, and he looks at her in disgust*

-screw you, monster.

Kirina: oh, you already have.

- * my rage practically eminates from me, like a scalding heat*