G'day, welcome to the wonderful Guild. We welcome everyone, from old and wise to the youngest of newly fertilised eggs! You'll find that your muse here will be eternally satisfied as long as you join the right roleplays and be with the right people. Explore and let your figurative, non-existent pen write with inspired hands! 

[s]Theatrics aside, I'm sure you'll like it here. We have bananas.[/s]