[center][hr][hr][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjgwLmZmZmZmZi5TVzVtYjNKdFlYUnBiMjRnUW05dmRHZywuMAAA/blue-highway.regular.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/364804496263741450/391351483117076480/unknown.png[/img][hr][hr][h2]The Five Commandments[/h2][sub]1. Thou shalt not be impolite to each other. Not even jokingly. People don't know how to take jokes anymore, so just be [i]nice[/i]. 2. Thou shalt not powerplay or ([i]gasp[/i]) God-mod. Interaction is encouraged, but don't break up scenes to walk into them. 3. Thou shalt take up issues with the GMs in private messages instead of flaming each other. 4. Thou shalt let the GMs know if you're gonna be missing for more than three days. 5. Thou shalt strive to write a well-developed character and a well-developed story we can all collectively feel proud of.[/sub][/center] [h2]Employment[/h2][sub]Here in Probity, we have a wide variety of [s]character roles[/s] jobs that residents undertake. Why don't you take a gander and see which one will be right for you? Of course, these are just some of the many careers that the good folk of Probity pursue.[/sub] [hider=JOB ALERT: Reverend needed!] [i]Reverend[/i] Restaurant Owner [s]Baker[/s] Taken [s]Butcher[/s] Taken [s]Barber[/s] Taken [s]Barkeep[/s] Taken [s]Lawyer[/s] Taken Banker Judge Doctor [s]Teacher[/s] Taken [s]Nurse[/s] Taken [s]Sheriff[/s] Taken [s]Deputy[/s] Taken Used Car Salesman [s]Nice Car Salesman[/s][/hider] [h2]Community Contributions[/h2][sub]Truly the gift that keeps on giving; the kind folk of Probity love to give back to the cutesy town that raised them. Be it a poetic wave of words and emotions, thought provoking art from the hand of a gifted artist, or just good old tunes drifting over the radio, most everything has a community-made flourish to it.[/sub][center][sub][h3]Poetry -- from the mind of Ede Blanche[/h3][/sub] [hider=On Jenna Fairfield]Blackness incarnate, carnal physicality, My own garmonbozia, pulse through my being Like Lynchian electricity. What would I do without you, my drug? Consumable shadow, consumate me, Virgin to the day fall. Scared to face others. Cloak my insides, like I cloak my outsides. Hot Springs sing as they're renewed. I am I am the earth, brown and fertile, but dying. The days we must face, Not chaste and with such haste, They are our deadly race, but, If I can have just another taste.[/hider] [hider=On Charlotte Yates]To shake myself to the core, Is this the nature of the beach I adore. Party of my senses, Reverberate and end this. Fuscus mid-, that starts your sun burn, But for me, it's already past the midway turn. Beach party, to start my vanta sojourn, then Thelma spell of mind-body being, dark as mother hen. I miss her, and your bitter taste, my hipster Santeria. Love of a beach party, shakes me like mother Maria. Tia is gone, but here I am. Black inside and out, the old coat and the new. Goodbye to this day, I will...rest my head not, for this is not her church pew.[/hider] [hider=On Daryl Goodwin]IN THE COURT OF A MODERN MAN Crimson blood beneath flesh, flushes with a sidelong glance, into the silver pool his opposite, hanging: Does anyone hear this evergreen, as it falls to its eternal bed of moss, do the trees around, sing?[/hider] [hider=On Filthy Frank]Kegare, Dukkha, What is it, are we? Simple trash of society. Does the bell toll for me-- Witching hour for me, the Witch. Cross the street as you see this black cat, riding in the dark. What is it, are we. Pale black horse. Alcohol. Purple minds, descended from the incestuous gods of old. It's your mistakes that creates we. And me. I breathe your trash. And you know what they say. You are what you eat. Kegare, and dukkha. Lower than low, I've gone below sin. Dukkha, Kegare-- fin.[/hider] [sub][h3]Music of the Townsfolk[/h3][/sub] [hider=An Americana Ode to The American Hobo][center][img]https://i.imgur.com/EXsA3yC.jpg[/img] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgicPdsxxg]Lonesome Highway - Hank Williams[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtxiGxScgZM]San Francisco - Scott McKenzie[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4zfEkKs2ZM]Waiting Around to Die - Towns Van Zandt[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy9GCWirmas]Kneeling Drunkard's Plea - The Louvin Brothers[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIe-tLOXHpA]Flowers Mean Forgiveness - Frank Sinatra[/url][/center][/hider] [hider=Slow Songs for Quick Visits][center][img]https://i.imgur.com/XdOKwQv.jpg[/img] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA]Just the Two of Us - Bill Withers[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7FspsAHqfQ]I'd Love to Lay You Down - Conway Twitty[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnAuqeTV90](You're) Having my Baby - Paul Anka[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_si60K9nM]Between the Sheets - The Isley Brothers[/url] [url=https://youtu.be/IkoidwsLXCg]The Wanderer - Dion[/url][/center] [/hider] [hider=Crooners, Cowards, Coppers][center][img]https://i.imgur.com/YUgIVoS.jpg[/img] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkV_41qEVM]Straight Down the Middle - Bing Crosby[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aORD1aRz_qI]Endless Sleep - Jody Reynolds[/url] [url=https://youtu.be/djU4Lq_5EaM]Mr. Lonely - Bobby Vinton[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpzqLPwG7Q]One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer - Amos Milburn[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biTYnddPvUs]Haunted House - Gene Simmons[/url][/center][/hider] [hider=Lady Singers for Skin Stitchers] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/wgQn38C.jpg[/img] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MhCS4mHJ0]Failsafe - The Choir Practice[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFwTLGMe9Q]Mr. Sandman - Emmylou Harris, Linda Rondstadt, Dolly Parton[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlGeKdUFjB4]Dream Lover - Sandra Dee & Bobby Darin[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBbyglq37E]I Say A Little Prayer - Aretha Franklin[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gKis6p7_CQ]He's a High Class Physician - Marion Williams[/url][/center][/hider] [hider=Chopping Block Beats] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/YyO2lY7.jpg[/img] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRBm58WvPI]Closer to The Bone - Louis Prima[/url] [url= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE6MiFx75rM]Oh! Ma-Ma (The Butcher Boy)[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPeQyT36Tg]It Ain't the Meat - The Swallows[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn6cxaKRwtk]For Your Love - The Yardbirds[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWg43BLbmaE]The Honeymooners - Bruce Springsteen[/url][/center][/hider] [sub][h3]Art[/h3][/sub] [hider=Daryl Urie (bootyshorts edition)][img]https://puu.sh/yEOqj/e2b49fdbc6.png[/img][/hider] [hider=Frank vs Joanne][img]https://puu.sh/yDsta/2ca4b35318.jpg[/img][/hider] [hider=Michael hard at work][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387081390652522497/389593288241577993/Michael_G._Yates.png[/img][/hider][/center]