[center][img]https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5b7b15c675ad51c3ed866f21b295f90d[/img][/center][center][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjk2LjAwMDAwMC5RbXhwZEhwbGJpQkxjbWxsWjJWeS4w/kanalisirung.regular.png[/img][/center][center][img]https://grandpalampshadeblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/anime-eyepatch-nazi-girl.jpg?w=430[/img][/center] [center][h3][u]Basics[/u][/h3][/center] [b]Name[/b]: Blitzen Krieger [b]Codename[/b]: Kraken [b]Age[/b]: 24 [b]Appearance[/b]: Seeing Blitzen in civilian clothing would probably make you think she's a thirteen year old girl who lost her eye in some tragic accident. She stands at a measly four foot five tall, and is pretty damn waifish in appearance. Of course, when you're dressed in full SS regalia, with six tentacles the length of yourself strangling some poor sod whilst laughing maniacally, this appearance is sort of ruined. [b]Personality[/b]: Take your bog standard psychopath, add in a mix of god delusion, narcissism, extreme sexual degeneracy, utter disregard for any kind of human life, facist tendancies and just a hint of daddy issues, and you've distilled Blitzen. She is exactly as crazy as the tentacles and nazi uniform would suggest. [b]History[/b]: German born and raised, her family were closet nazis long before her birth. When she was fourteen however, a small march, encouraged by her sister, Donner, got her into a spot of trouble. And by a spot of trouble, it actually forced the entire family to have to migrate to the US, where they were a lot less closeted in their frothing brand of extremism. She was indoctrinated early, but unlike some of her family, most of her hatred was focused on Russians. Specifically communists. Don't mention anything to do with the reds unless you think being eviscerated by tentacles is a perfectly fine thing to be doing on a Sunday afternoon. When in America, she met her now best friend Heidi, and the series of investigations into the occult that would lead to her having a demon grafted to her. To cut out a lot of unnecessary detail, Heidi, whilst not being a nazi herself, is a serious gearhead, and a major fan of old machinery, and maintains much of Blitzen's gear, as well as acting as a 'commissar' (not that anyone would call her that in earshot of Blitzen,) to keep Blitzen's small army in line. The demon is a longer story. After having dabbled in the occult for several years, Blitzen found herself with the ability to summon an ancient, quite eldritch being. The method involved the sacrifice of a virgin. Whilst Blitzen [i]started[/i] with a virgin, she didn't [i]end[/i] with one, and so the displeased being grafted a small part of it onto the German- essentially a 'demon.' Unfortunately for the small part, it had been grafted on to Blitzen Kriegen, and as such, was countered with a mind more bizarre than its own. Blitzen summarily crushed all resistance, and the tentacles are now firmly under her control. Oh, and the reason she works as an assassin? She finds killing people [i]bloody hilarious.[/i] [center][h3][u]Battle Rites[/u][/h3][/center] [b]Combat Style[/b]: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEizJ-TWua0]Very simple.[/url] If Blitzen isn't razing city blocks to the ground, she simply hasn't had the opportunity to do so. Seeing the lamentations of [i]everyone[/i] is her fourth-most favourite thing to do, right after getting into flame wars, murdering commies, [s]acting indecent with tanks,[/s] [i]modifying[/i] her tanks, and communing with eldritch deities. [b]Equipment[/b]: [i]Die Ficklasen[/i]. It's a transforming laser cannon that securely fastens to her uniform. The fact that it secures to her crotch, and is strangely phallic, is entirely coincidental. The fact that it can turn into a melee weapon almost the size of herself is most certainly not. It also uplinks into her armour when attached- using the weapon gives her an extremely pleasurable rush, which really doesn't help her overall battle lust. [b]Powers[/b]: She's not called 'Kraken' for nothing. Six tentacles, each roughly as long as she is tall, and all of them incredibly strong. They can pick up people and fling them around, smash people in half, impale people, and generally do a lot of things that you wouldn't want done to you, however they don't really have any finesse behind them. [b]Special Techniques[/b]: Two. [i]Imperial Summoning,[/i] and [i]Fracking Time.[/i] Imperial Summoning utilises an old prototype drone that her sister, Donner, made a few years ago, as Blitzen sends out an electronic 'whistle,' for it. As soon as it can arrive, a giant metal eagle, roughly two feet tall and armed with laser talons and armed with a chaingun, enters the fight. Her other ability, Fracking Time, is a little simpler. Her tentacles temporarily elongate and drill through the ground, before smashing up again. This knocks people aside, and the blunt force can often outright kill. [center][h3][u]Your Turf[/u][/h3][/center] [b]Arena Description[/b]: The Eagle's Perch. A huge disused aircraft hangar filled with Nazi paraphernalia. Literally filled to the brim. It also has a variety of extremley fun little 'toys' for the girl herself, detailed below. [b]Arena Tactics[/b]: There are a number of advantages that Blitzen gets when she fights on home turf. Not only are there myriad old German weapons stashed around, including MG42s, MP40s, STG44s, lugers and much, much, [i]much[/i] more, but, being a fan of old war machines, she has a retrofitted and perfectly functional Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B. Or, as normal people know it, the [i][b]KING TIGER![/b][/i] Unfortunately, she's misplaced it somewhere around the hangar, and has to find it. (How she misplaced a 60 ton war machine isn't really known, and is a sore point for her.) The Reich Eagle is stationed at the hangar, and its magnetic firing mechanism too. Because of this, the eagle arrives in seconds, with the speed of a cannonball, and can remain in the area for much longer without having to return. Finally, there are also a number of anchor points in the hangar. Using these anchor points, not only is Die Ficklasen buffed immensely, but she is also stabilised, meaning she can really let loose, without worrying about kickback. [b]Minion Description[/b]: Hilariously, Blitzen kidnaps internet neo-nazis, and uses them as cannon fodder. They're poorly trained and not exactly brilliantly equipped, but she finds it amusing watching 'those neckbeard faggots' dying. [center][h3][u]Other Things[/u][/h3][/center] Theme song: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA[/youtube] Red jacket y'all. Travis and dat redjacket.