What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?


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Banned from the petting zoo!
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Why do basic bitches only count using odd numbers?


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CAUSE THEY CAN'T EVEN
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What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?


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The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the sausage out!!
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I'm going to get in trouble for this one....