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*Looks sharply toward the fire*
...No. At least, not one that would work for you.
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Okay, that's fine. *Pulls a spray bottle out of my backpack, shuts my eyes, and sprays all over my face and head* Ugh, I hate this stuff. Anything else you want to let me know before I go down there?