Merry Christmas to all of my players! I give unto you 1000 xp to spend anyway you like! ;)

[i]Someone whispers in ear from just off screen.[/i]

Really? Oh. Ok. Well I have just been informed that this isn't a game that involves xp progression, meaning my gift is null and void. Huh. You'd think I should have known that, since it's my game and all. Oh well. Still, a very happy celebration and holiday to you all!