I'm not too familiar with SCP but I know 682 well enough. Really, reading the attempts to kill it are fricking hilarious. My favorites are [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1265]1265[/url] and [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-387]387[/url]. The last part for 387 is so goddamn funny if you've spent some time on BZPower.

[quote][b]Experiment 387-e:[/b] Once a normal community of 387 was constructed, a small mound of Mega Bloks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Mega Bloks and [EXPUNGED].

[i]Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch[/I][/quote]