I ...feel like I'm talking to an ethusiastic arms dealer in some shady market.

[b]"Oh yeah, that pistol you're looking at IS nice.  But what you REALLY WANT is this mega nuclear bazooka made by that same company right here! If you get this, you can get that pistol and the same series made by other manufacturers too with a 5%
discount!"[/b]

Me: "B-but I just wanted a-"

[b]"Shh. Shh shhh. Trust me, I know what's good for you."
[/b]

Me: @_@ "I ...kind of might need that." :/. [@6slyboy6]




I'm kidding, I'll be sure to phone you if I need the dirty details of those companies (which is actually going to be very useful). You're on speed dial now.