I'm completely dead ended on writing a first post. I feel like this has low-key become a nation roleplay, purely by dint of the types of characters submitted and that's not at all what I came for, nor is it something the character I have could even get involved with in any capacity. This second point in particular has me between a rock and a hard place.

Also the time system is fucking with my head. This loosely limited asynchronous has my chronology all messed up, as I'm much more used to working in a semi-synchronous, chronologically accurate main thread. Truth be told I'm in such a bind right now I can't even guarantee you'll get a first post, and that makes me upset because Sam is probably my favorite character I've created to write for.
I'll keep people update if/when shit changes.