Welcome brave challengers,

To the thirteenth annual Galactic Gladiators. This year spectacle is a blast to the ancient past; a fight with swords and magic. So dig up your old history books and put away your plasma whips, because we're bringing in heroes and fodder from across all those pesky little underdeveloped universes. Of course, this wouldn't be Galactic Gladiators without throwing in our own champions into the ring. That's right; stay till the end to watch our own seven-year champion, LAVADOOM [sub][sub](LAVADOOM[sub] Lavadoom)[/sub][/sub][/sub], take out the best of the best. But wait! Now announcing the fabled return of last year's crowd favorite Nirk DeathRay! Nobody knows how he survived last year's disintegration, but here we have him folks; joining us for his second year in a row and ready for a second chance to take the title!
[i][sub][sub][sub]* MegaCorp does not claim reliability, as per the Telletube Freedom Act c.5 s.39 w.17-206, including in the case of loss of life, limbs, or liberty. In the case of violation of the agreed terms, it is up to each contestant to personally contact us at 1-2RU-SERIOUS to file a claim. Persons not native to this universe are not considered legal persons under Civilations 3677-9 and therefore cannot claim under violation of terms. Should you or a loved one be chosen as a contestant, their addition to the roster will hence be considered a challenger by their own accord; a voluntary act not warrant of dispute in the Bogon judicial system. A reward equal of up to 1/25 of total net profits acquired during the final season of the show shall be awarded to the winner of the contest upon request only; due upon declaration of the winner.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/i]