Fuck it here's another [hider=Parker Ashford][center][h3][color=9ACD32]The Little Siren[/color][/h3][hr][hr] [img]https://i.imgur.com/B7aXXbo.gif[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ir5n1ZM.png[/img] [sub][color=9ACD32][img]http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjcyLjA2OWUwNS5VR0Z5YTJWeUlFRnphR1p2Y21RLC4w/vtks-mercado.regular.png[/img] Parker Ashford [/color][/sub] [hr][hr][h3][color=9ACD32]"You didn't care 'til you did your homework on me. Did I disappoint you? YAY!!"[/color][/h3][/center] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] N I C K N A M E (S) [/u]| |[/b][/color] [list][*] Starchild That Weird Kid With Paint On Her Cheek The Little Siren [/list] [/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] A G E [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]SIXTEEN OF YOUR EARTH YEARS!! WHEN THE LEAVES START TO TURN IS WHEN ANOTHER YEAR PASSES! [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] G E N D E R [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]Cosmic Being From Beyond the Expanse of the Known Universe! [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] S E X U A L I T Y [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]Ask Me Out And Find Out!!!!!!!!! [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] R E L A T I O N S H I P S T A T U S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]I Said Ask Me Out! [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] O C C U P A T I O N [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]Welcome to the Sunshine Diner can I take your order? We don't have any of that! [img]https://i.imgur.com/vPE26Hu.jpg[/img] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] C L A S S I F I C A T I O N [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]IT'S THE SECOND YEAR!!! [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] R O L E [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]Cosmic Entity Disguised As Artist-Slash-Musician-Slash-Quirkster-Slash-Theater Kid [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] I N D E P T H A P P E A R A N C E [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]According to the physical and medical exam that seems to be a mandatory thing, Parker is four foot eight though she believes she should be able to round up to a solid five flat. Who would really know the difference? As far as anyone is concerned, Parker's height is just 'weirdly short' which is par for the course considering weird about sums up anyone who so much as spends ten seconds around Parker. On most days, Parker dresses like she got lost on her way out of middle school. Denim overalls. Brightly colored shirts of yellow and pink and baby blue with shorts that are either too short or too baggy. Stickers on her face of fruits or stars, glitter residue in her makeup, even a red hair clip to contain her frizzy blonde hair. If someone were to use any word to describe Parker based purely on appearance, it would likely be 'childish' though she prefers to call it 'style'. She has a certain confidence about her not just in her young sense of 'style' but in how she quite literally doesn't seem to let anything bother her. It's easy for people to say they don't care what people think, but Parker exudes that from every pore and even when faced with mockery or insults she always has a smile. It's almost hard to imagine that her mother is who she is, but then anyone who knew Parker's mother knows that Parker is more like her than they think. [/indent][/indent] [hr][center][h3]W H O A M I ?[/h3][/center] [hr] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] H A B I T S | Q U I R K S | O D D I T I E S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent][list][*] If you're a friend of hers, be prepared for her to jump on your back all the time. It's a sign of affection. Or she wants a piggy back ride. It's hard to say. Parker eats food like a vacuum. It takes her about a minute or so to eat her lunch - and then she's off running around getting into trouble. Will always raise her hand first in class even if she doesn't know the answer. It's genius because after constantly getting the answer wrong, the teacher stops calling on her at random or else they're impressed by the initiative and mark it so on the report card. Has a tendency to go to sports games just to have an excuse to yell in a socially acceptable place to yell. She doesn't know football from basketball except that one's played indoors and that makes her voice echo. Absolutely will steal your french fries or chips or take a bite of your sandwich. One of the 'star stickers' on her cheek is actually a little tattoo of a star. [/list] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] D R E A M S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]Dreams are sleeping! I guess I dream that one day I can talk to my mom! No, silly, my other mom, not my mom-mom. The mom I don't have! Oh! Also I want someone to go on dates with! They look so fun on the flat square! Also! Also! I want people to clap for me! Like, on a stage! That would be so cool! But right now I'm dreaming of a REALLY BIG CHEESEBURGER which you can get AT THE SUNSHINE DINER! I promise not to bite it before bringing it to your table! [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] L I K E S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent][list][*] REALLY BIG CHEESEBURGERS! WITH ONIONS! AND CHEESE! AND LETTUCE! AND CHEESE! AND KETCHUP! AND CHEESE! BUT NO MAYO! AND NO PICKLES EITHER! KARAOKE! HAVING BREAKFAST FOR DINNER! BECAUSE BREAKFAST IS FOR THE MORNING BUT DINNER IS AT NIGHT! ISN'T THAT WEIRD! PEOPLE THAT TIP WELL EVEN THOUGH THEIR DRINK GOT SPILLED LIKE FIVE TIMES. IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE.....THIS MONTH. GRAPE JUICE! THE MOST SUPERIOR KIND OF JUICE! [/list] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] D I S L I K E S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent][list][*] The fact that her diminutive side and somewhat annoying personality has drawn away potential friends and loved ones throughout the majority of her life. Her mother. Not her current, actual mother. But her mother. Dogs. She got bit by one as a child and never forgave the species as a whole. [/list] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] F E A R S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]That one day everyone she cared about, no matter how small a care it was, will leave her alone. It's already pretty much coming true given her rather small circle of genuine friends and the situation with her mom. She can't help how she is, but people tend to act like she's putting on an act and that has the effect of Parker having a difficulty making lasting connections. And that upsets her. She doesn't want to wake up one day and realize she has no one in her life. Also bees. They suck. [/indent][/indent] [hr][center][h3]D E F I N I N G M Y P A S T[/h3][/center] [img]https://i.imgur.com/80nWaJx.jpg[/img] [hr] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] H I S T O R Y [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]The way Parker tells it, she wasn't exactly born so much as she was willed into existence by the great cosmic coincidence, and by that point in the conversation eyes are rolling and people are regretting even asking but it's not as if she's wrong, given her recollection of events. No one really remembers their birth, but Parker does remember that a hospital was not where she was born. There's people who suggest that babies remember white and smiling faces, but Parker just remembers feeling cold for the first few periods of her still brief existence. It didn't take much for a young Parker to know that the woman who raised her and called herself mother was not her birth mother. For one thing, Parker was a pale, Caucasian blonde while her mother was, well, not. Still, Parker didn't have any trouble calling this woman mom, even if she wasn't around as often as Parker would've liked. When Parker was entering double digits, she assumed it was because her mom was ashamed of her, but after voicing these concerns in a tear-filled heart to heart, Parker learned the truth. Her mother, given the nature of her career, had commitments to keep, but she always made time for Parker. Parker's mom was determined to keep her child out of the public eye, because no child needed the paparazzi and media up their throat before they could even consent to anything. Having an internationally famous musician as a parent can be kind of cool sometimes. When news hit that rap star and activist Maya Lin, birthname Mackenzie, known as Kenzi Lin to peers, had a child and said child was going to be attending Beverly Hills High School, stories were swapped around about what the child might be like. Of course some were quite aware of what Kenzie was like during her time at the school, how she was a troublemaker and delinquent who once showed the entire audience of students and parents her bare top during an accident at a talent show - so some assumed her child would follow in those massive footsteps. It's been two years since the announcement and students and fans have written the news off as a hoax. Very, very few students actually know the truth. THe truth that Kenzi Lin and her former partner (messy divorce, best not to ask) adopted a baby and named her Parker. Parker Ashford's real name is Parker Lin, but Kenzi told her to go by a different last name so she could suss out who was legit and who was just trying to befriend the child of a celebrity. Parker assumed she'd be unique in that regard, having a famous parent, but then she's not alone in that regard in the halls of BHHS. It's still a good means of finding those who like her for her rather than pretend to like her because they're a fan of her mother. Parker isn't living in the shadow of her mother's fame. Far from it. She is very much her own person. As a child, Parker learned guitar from Kenzi and though Parker doesn't play as much anymore, she still knows how to pluck the strings; she's much more a fan of singing and being on the stage which is why she's trying to break into the performance scene, be it via music or acting. She's never acted before, but the way people tell it her entire life is one big act so how hard could it possibly be? [/indent][/indent] [hr][center][h3]A C A D E M I C S[/h3][/center] [hr] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] E X T R A C U R R I C U L A R A C T I V I T I E S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent][list][*]Has and will try out for choir, auditioned for plays, and generally will sample whatever club asks her to join. [/list] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] B E S T & W O R S T S U B J E C T S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent][b]| B E S T |[/b] History, Chemistry, English [b]| W O R S T |[/b] Math, Study Hall (You can get in trouble for being loud!) [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=9ACD32][b]| |[u] E X T R A N O T E S [/u]| |[/b][/color] [indent]Parker has a good singing voice, which is why she's called The Little Siren - that and it's a callback to her mother's nickname (albeit unknowingly for the majority) which was The Siren of BHHS. [url=https://imgur.com/s0IMOOq]Her Mother.[/url] Kenzie Lin, now known worldwide as [url=https://imgur.com/cIBRIh1]Maya Lin[/url], is a rapper based out of both America and Korea. She achieved stardom on the strength of her rhymes, which dealt with the world as she saw it, her feelings of inadequacy given her heritage, and prejudices. She's become something of a known quantity with people who are fans of her style of music. Kenzi/Maya, when she isn't touring, writing, doing photo shoots, or flipping off cameras, is a known activist and icon within the LGBT community. She adopted Parker but has remained really sketchy with the circumstances of it all. Parker loves her all the same. [color=9ACD32]9ACD32 and Eva Hendricks and burgs[/color] [/indent][/indent][/hider]