[i]Places a platter of sushi out.[/i]

Welcome to the guild.  Few things to note.

1. Be Fonz cool.

2. Don't sign any contracts with Arena Snow.

3. Watch out for the Banana's in dog suits, dogs in banana suits are trustworthy.

4. Careful about the monkey in a trench coat and a diaper.

5. Don't accept any food unless it is from myself, Mag Lev or Souffle Girl.  We are the guild chef and foodies.