Not entirely happy with the shortness of the history, but here's my submission, if you're willing to have me. For nostalgia's sake, an' all. 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Behind the penchant for shit-stirring and lack of regard for authority is a troubled misfit with a heart of gold. As cliché as it might sound, Jor has lots of compassion and empathy to spare when she's not getting into shit with other people. Sure, she might need to learn how to hold back when it comes to speaking her opinions, and her headstrong stubbornness isn't exactly for everyone, but she's loyal and calculated. If anything, she wants people to think she's unreliable and untrustworthy, as a means of pushing them away. After all, you can't lose friends if you don't have any in the first place.[/color] [/indent][/indent][/center] [indent][color=A175C7][b]H A B I T S | Q U I R K S | O D D I T I E S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray][color=191919]▪[/color] Jordan has a sort of "hates you before she gets to know you" mentality; like guilty until proven innocent in certain courts. Not like actual hate, of course, more like a bitter distaste towards people. But you gotta earn her respect. Even if she actually likes you. [color=191919]▪[/color] She's big into exercise, which is kind of surprising for the 'stoner girl' that got caught smoking weed 2 years ago. She doesn't smoke it anymore, hasn't since she got caught, but that's not really a detail people care about, is it?[/color] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=A175C7][b]D R E A M S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray][i][b]"[/b]So you've got all these rich kids - like me, I guess - wanting to go into all this boring business shit and become the new CEO for daddy's precious business, right? But where's the passion in that? The fuck is so exciting about numbers on a board? You wanna know what is exciting? Being a drummer. Think about it; you're up on a stage, pumped full of adrenaline as your arms burn cause you're drumming so goddamn fast. But it's not even a bad burn, it's like the flame of all this passion inside you is just sweeping through your body, leading you into the music. And the beat is, like, one of the most important parts of a song. Vocals, yeah, they're pretty good if you can sing, but there's plenty of awesome music out there without people singing over it. The beat is what keeps the tempo; the basis for keeping everyone in line and in time with each other. It just makes a song, you know?[b]"[/b][/i][/color] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=A175C7][b]L I K E S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray][color=191919]▪[/color] Fall Out Boy [color=191919]▪[/color] Intimate lovin', especially with chicks [color=191919]▪[/color] Drumming [color=191919]▪[/color] Watching fights. Or instigating them[/color] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=A175C7][b]D I S L I K E S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray][color=191919]▪[/color] Dudebros [color=191919]▪[/color] People who act like she owes them sex. She fucks people on her own terms, yeah? [color=191919]▪[/color] Wearing headphones/earphones/etc. Just doesn't like the feel of 'em [color=191919]▪[/color] Opera. Not Oprah though. Oprah's awesome[/color] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=A175C7][b]F E A R S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray][color=191919]▪[/color] Loneliness. Isolation. Standing for something gets a lot harder to cope with when you stand alone. [color=191919]▪[/color] Losing her courage, the burning flame that exists at her very core; the biggest and brightest part of her. [color=191919]▪[/color] Growing old. She doesn't like to think she's afraid of the life that calls her with every passing year, but at the back of her mind, she truly is.[/color] [/indent][/indent] [center][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjU0LmExNzVjNy5jMkY1YVc0bklHbDBKM01nWVd4eWFXZG9kQSwsLjAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,/promova.regular.png[/img][hr][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjQ4LmExNzVjNy5SR1ZtYVc1cGJtY2dUWGtnVUdGemRBLCwuMAAAAAA,/shartoll-light.regular.png[/img] [img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjE2LjgwODA4MC5aRzl1SjNRZ2JtVmxaQ0J0ZFdOb0lHUmxabWx1YVhScGIyNCwuMA,,/shartoll-light.regular.png[/img][hr][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjU0LmExNzVjNy5WMmhsYmlCSkoyMGdhR0Z3Y0hrc0lFa25iU0J6WVdRLC4wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,/promova.regular.png[/img][/center] [indent][color=A175C7][b]H I S T O R Y[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray]While it's obvious that Jordan didn't instantly become the first one to blame the day she started at Beverly Hills High, she wasn't exactly a model student from the get-go. Truth be told, Jordan was in a bad spot when she first attended the school. Her parents had just gone through a rough divorce, and while she wasn't all that sad to see her mother leave, it affected Richard - her dad - a lot. This, in turn, got to Jordan. Her dad was the strongest person she knew, someone she could always count on to stay courageous in the toughest of times. Yet, with his wife now an ex-wife and off living a whole new life in New Mexico, all the courage just drained out of him. He was distant; quiet. Richard never got neglectful, god forbid, but seeing him in such a state was something Jordan couldn't cope with. Turns out all the money in the world truly couldn't save people from despair. Of course, the troubles at home had an effect on Jordan's school life. She skipped lessons, daydreaming through the ones she actually did attend, refusing to respect or listen to teachers. Naturally, she hid the true nature of her actions behind the guise of juvenile misdemeanour; playing tricks on people and committing mild vandalism on a teacher's car "all because she could". The latter is something that, to this day, nobody knows she did, though. A few years passed and she seemed to grow out of it, even if a few tricks remained up her sleeve and her defenses never really went down. She stopped hoping to find an answer to her emotional problems in weed, and Richard managed to find a new love in his life, even if Jor constantly jokes that he could do so much better. However, not everyone at the school has accepted Jordan's change, leading to the reputation she still holds. There's just one problem: she doesn't even give a fuck. Bring it, Beverly Hills High.[/color] [/indent][/indent] [center][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjU0LmExNzVjNy5ZblYwSUdWMlpYSjVkR2hwYm1jZ2FYTWdaMjl2WkEsLC4wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/promova.regular.png[/img][hr][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjQ4LmExNzVjNy5RV05oWkdWdGFXTnouMAAAAAAAAAAA/shartoll-light.regular.png[/img] [img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjE2LjgwODA4MC5RU3NnWm05eUlITnNZV05yYVc1bi4wAAA,/shartoll-light.regular.png[/img][hr][img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjU0LmExNzVjNy5TWFFuY3lCdWIzUWdkR2hoZENCamIyMXdiR2xqWVhSbFpBLCwuMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,/promova.regular.png[/img][/center] [indent][color=A175C7][b]E X T R A C U R R I C U L A R A C T I V I T I E S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray][i][b]"[/b]Who the hell would want to stay here any longer than they have to?[b]"[/b][/i][/color] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=A175C7][b]B E S T & W O R S T S U B J E C T S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray][color=A175C7][b]Best;[/b][/color] [color=191919]▪[/color] Music [color=191919]▪[/color] Physical Education [color=A175C7][b]Worst;[/b][/color] [color=191919]▪[/color] Maths [color=191919]▪[/color] History[/color] [/indent][/indent] [indent][color=A175C7][b]E X T R A N O T E S[/b][/color] [color=191919][b]⫻[/b][/color] [indent][color=gray]I like Dr Pepper. It's not a food as much as it is a sugary drink that's slowly killing my teeth or whatever, but I'm sure you know I've read the rules. [indent][color=191919]▪[/color] The Unholy Trinity. Or sometimes the "It" Girls. HOT stands for Hailey, Ophelia and Trixie. It's the first initial of each of their names. [color=191919]▪[/color] [i]Love[/i]. Ain't that cute. Kinda like the 'yentas' from the Goldbergs, except less 80s-y and led by Ophelia Lyon. [color=191919]▪[/color] There were five in the OG Elite, and they all followed Bryant O'Connor like lost fratboy dogs.[/indent][/color] [/indent][/indent] [center][sup][color=gray][color=A175C7]#a175c7[/color] [color=191919]▪[/color] Ashley Frangipane[/color][/sup] [img]http://txt-dynamic.cdn.1001fonts.net/txt/b3RmLjU0LmExNzVjNy5TU2R0SUdwMWMzUWdUV2x6YzNWdVpHRjZkRzl2WkEsLC4wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/promova.regular.png[/img][/center][/hider]