[center][sub][color=ed1c24]DISCLAIMER: This roleplay will have a lot of Unicode text, so as to mimic the GTA V interface. If your device doesn't support it, I'd suggest turning back now.
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[indent][indent][color=#f6f6f6][i][b][color=#848484]L[/color][/b]os Santos. Home to the stars, an increasing number of drunken marriages and the anal bleaching capital of the world. From the cultural ghettos of Chamberlain Hills to the sunny, high-class streets of Vinewood Hills, this sun-soaked metropolis is paradise for tourists and citizens alike. The possibilities are endless - you could go on a hike up Mount Chilliad, go on a shopping spree in the luxurious high-end stores of Vinewood, or even take a trip to our neighbor up north, Blaine County! Whatever you choose to do in Los Santos, you will most certainly never forget it. Ever wanted to roam a city where everyone you met was a wannabe celebrity, where global warming meant the weather was perfect all year round, or where you could ruthlessly pursue wealth at any cost? Look no further than Los Santos, the shining jewel of San Andreas.[/i]

...No, no, no, fuck that. Drop that tourist brochure. Stop reading it.

Welcome to Los fucking Santos, where the dumb visit and the even dumber live. Behind this glamorous facade of bad movies, drunk celebrities and a sun-bleached cityscape exists a deep-rooted criminal underworld. While the IAA and FIB sabotage each other and the Ballas and Families shoot each other up, those with plentiful resources and nothing to lose take up a life of crime to pay their bills, doing the unimaginable all for a paycheck. After all, money is what keeps you alive in this city. Money is what gets you fancy cars, spacious houses, horny bitches and a peg up in the world. Want to live in a pest-infested desert where everyone has some form of genital warts and fucks their sister? Or maybe you want to live in a cramped apartment next to some disorderly Mexicans? No? Then assemble a crew, say your prayers, and start hustling.

As much as the local authorities try to cover it up, it's hard to ignore when millions of dollars go missing from the Union Depository, when some famous celebrity gets their valuables stolen, or when highway patrol finds themselves in a high-speed chase with a hijacked van full of military-grade weapons. Every year, grand larceny becomes a more profitable profession, leading to groups of amateurs attempting to follow in the wake of the grand heisters that came before them. It often isn't long before said amateurs either die as they lived or back out, too afraid to face the consequences of being a full-time criminal.

Despite this, 'life in the game' isn't all gritty movie quotes and depressing black-and-white scenes. Outside of killing cops and stealing anything that isn't attached to the ground, there's still plenty of reason for the most guilty of people to act like they do in the commercials. Even someone with blood on their hands and their name on the most wanted list can appreciate the stores, the shows, the landscape and everything in-between, pouring money into sports cars and designer fashion to tell the world: "fuck you, I'm rich!". Such a mentality is what keeps you successful in a city where the only required talent is making fat checks and spending them all, no matter the cost. And, if after all that you encounter in Los Santos, from the good to the bad to the ugly, you still decide to stay, then...

[i]Welcome to the land.[/i][/color][/indent][/indent]