The insane clown, entertained by the fray of metal and the pickle of pendulous tentacles, swam while pointing with lone index fingers and cocked thumbs, another quartet of Eldritch Blasts at the adorable Kraken, wreaking havoc on their mergirl guide. The first two measly missles rifled against the squishy thorax, while the second duo whiffed, due to the recoil from her dominant arm, exaggerated, of course, by the buffoon's bouncy dramatics.

[color=ed1c24]"Aw, shucks. Missed!!! Darn it!"[/color] Her elbow swept before her like a guillotine, as if slighting an overdue decapitation.

Her soborific somber was quickly quelled by witness one of the Gearforged slain, promoting another novel notion.

[color=ed1c24]"Ooh, I always wanted to be a knight."[/color]

She began to march in place, wading and staring at her mate in shadowy armor. Abruptly, plates of patchy ice began to adorn the shivering cyanotic jester, protecting her with frosty palisades recursively cascading like evergreen leaves returning to a blueberry bush in a forced autumn, all in preparation of piercing the pandemonium, with and for a playful peripetia.

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Move 30 feet down for Line of Sight of Baby Kraken.

1. Koan's Bonus Action: Two rays of Eldritch Blast is implored for 2 damage.

2. Koan's Main Action: She will cast Armor of Agathys as a 3rd level spell for 15 temp HP.

Wild Magic Surge Roll (DC 6) for 3rd level Armor of Agathys passes with a 9.

26/43 HP. 
15/15 Temp HP.

AC 18.

3/4 First level spell slots left. 
0/3 Second level spell slots left. 
1/3 Third level spell slots left. 
0/2 First Level Warlock spell slots left. 
1/4 Sorcerer Spell Points left. 
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