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Not allowed to kill kids, so I improvised. If I myself can't kill kids, other things in the world will do it for me. Suspended a Princes son by his undies over a moat of killer Crocodiles, making sure to cause whatever damage I could via blunders so blood could drip into the water. Never got a resolution, but I like to think the super wedgie resulted in them snapping, kid falling into the water and being eaten alive by Crocodiles 
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