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Valm is a very violent drunk. They're conquerors, after all. :pIdk about Konzia. They can be Valm's capitalist son. Lascaux can be the equally violent and drunken mommy coaching Valm to slug that arrogant Greek butcher from down the block in his jaw.
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What would that make the northern countries. 
The alliance hipsters and Azvanor the kid really scared of his religious parents.