[hider=Jordan Douglas; Shipped! Application Form][center][img]http://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/jordandouglas.gif[/img][hr][h1][sup][b]S H I P P E D [i]![/i]   A P P L I C A T I O N[/b][/sup][/h1][sup][sup][sup][hr][/sup][/sup][/sup][/center][indent][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404373910298034186/410530737666654211/question_1.png[/img]
[indent][color=A175C7]Jordan Marie Douglas. I call myself Jor more than I do Jordan, because what kind of a name is Jordan? Feel free to call me Jor, too, whichever anonymous Jasmine Productions employee is reading this.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]I turned 22 on, ironically, March 22[sup]nd[/sup]. Does this birthday thing mean I get free cake? I hope I get free cake. Or booze.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]Just regular old New Jersey, USA. It's nothing too fancy, definitely nothing compared to all those exotic European countries out there. Russia looks cool, too. But Russia always looks cool. I mean, those guys [i]kill[/i] in those Adidas tracksuits. Both figuratively and sometimes literally.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]Ah, crap. This question just had to be on here, didn't it? Well, for starters, I don't even like writing about myself. This whole application process has been a lesson in masochism. Buuuut, I guess I [i]have to[/i] if I want to actually stand a chance of getting on the show.

I guess my most persistent trait is cynicism. People always tell me I'm a cynic. Pretty ironic, I know, considering I'm signing up to a glorified matchmaking service when I don't even trust the people around me. Personally, I'd like to consider it Enhanced Pragmatism™, but apparently that's not a thing and I'm not allowed to trademark it. Not that I ever tried. Maybe it's just that I've had too many friendships (and relationships) that ended on a bad note — I didn't want to keep trusting people too easily, so instead I filled my head with thoughts that made it impossible to trust most anyone. But you're not my therapist, so I'll spare you the rest of the philosophical bullcrap.

My dad always tells me I'm a pretty good comedian. I have him laughing all the air out of his lungs enough times, but he probably just has a terrible sense of humour, and I'm not about to 'bring a family member onto the survey to help'. Huh, I suppose that's another thing about me; I'm pretty stubborn. You want to try and convince me to do something I don't want to do and you'd have better luck trying to ask a squirrel the meaning of life.

In terms of tastes, I'm pretty boring. I like punk rock music, drumming — with a monstrous passion — and staying up until ungodly hours. There's probably a lot more to me but I honestly don't pay enough attention to myself to go delving into all the tiny little details of my psyche when I can't even answer the question "What day of the week is it"? most of the time. I'm sure the crew will get to see plenty of my [i]effervescent personality[/i] on the cruise, if this shambles of an application is even accepted. Oh! Self-deprecation! Add that to your personality list, Mr. (or Miss! I don't mean to assume!) Employee.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]Drumming. Always drumming. Non-stop, 24/7 drumming. I have dreams about drumming. The thrill of it all is just too intense to give up, I'm so into drumming that there's never really been room in my life for other things. Closest thing to a second hobby I might have is casually playing games. And I mean [i]casually[/i]. Even my dad says I suck at them, and he's, like, my dad. So yeah, I guess drumming is my only hobby. I'd probably branch out into more music-based stuff if I didn't blow all my money on replacing my cymbals all the time. Shit's expensive, you know. Can I swear on this? I hope I can.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]Chicks and dicks. But not chicks [i]with[/i] dicks.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]If you didn't get the message by now — I wanna be a drummer. A famous one. I wanna be the one up on that raised platform, keeping the rest of the band in tempo and in check as I pour every ounce of my energy into banging the (dol)drums. There's just such a driving passion behind drumming; I've had it since my first drum kit when I was a kid. I know there's a long road ahead of me just yet, and I've got plenty more potential that I need to — and will — unlock, but there's nothing else in life I enjoy as much as beating instruments with sticks, so why not make a career of it? Maybe it's the influence of being raised on rock and punk that got me so into the hobby. Whatever it is, it's sure as hell taken a hold of me. World, watch out; Jordan Douglas is gonna to tear shit up. When she can eventually get her life sorted out and get the recognition needed to become a famous drummer in an equally famous band.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]Well, I'm a college kid in modern America, so a cash prize is [i]kinda[/i] sorta something I'd like to win. But I'll bet you got the same answer from everyone else who applied, or some soppy story about wanting to find love on some pot-luck reality show full of strangers from around the world, so I'll give you a different answer — exposure. But not the indecent kind that gets you arrested. Though, there will be booze on the ship...

Ahem.

Lots of [s]shmucks[/s] people across the country, maybe even across the world, tune in to watch shows like this. There's a chance that if people like me enough, I'll become a household name. It'll be a way to boost my chances of actually living my wild, near-impossible-in-today's-music-industry dream. A real chance at living life the way I [i]want[/i] to live it. Actual success, instead of stuck in the garage playing drum covers of the same tired hits everyday. It sounds more like a fever dream than a reason to be on a reality show, but that's the mad thing that possessed me to fill out this application form, so I'm sticking with it. If this form actually gets sent off in the post then you'll know I've definitely lost my mind, like, my brain will be mush and I'll want to adopt a thousand cats. Kidding! [sub]Mostly.[/sub][/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=A175C7]Uh... I like Paramore and Fall Out Boy too much for my own good? Answering the previous questions was hard enough, don't send me spiralling into existentialism by giving me the choice of what to tell you. Or something.[/color][/indent][/indent][center][hr]Ashley Frangipane [color=000002]●[/color] [color=A175C7]#A175C7[/color][hr][img]https://78.media.tumblr.com/aacaa4695262a0c4262c34d2d32fc84c/tumblr_o21sfzOFLn1rmsmtno1_500.gif[/img][hr][url=https://youtu.be/7YAAyUFL1GQ]THE LAST OF THE REAL ONES[/url] / [url=https://youtu.be/wH-by1ydBTM]WILSON (EXPENSIVE MISTAKES)[/url][hr][/center][/hider]