[b]50 years from now[/b]
kid: Grandpa, can you tell me about 2016?
me: *sigh* we've been over this already, kiddo. We don't talk about that year...
kid: Well, what about 2017?
me: [b]wE DoN'T TaLk aBoUt tHaT YeAr eItHeR[/b]
kid: b-but I want to know!!
me: YOU WANT TO KNOW? OKAY THEN [b]*slams down shot glass*[/b] [i]IT ALL STARTED WITH A FUCKING GORILLA...[/i]