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[center][color=AC58FA][b]Level:[/b][/color] 1
[color=AC58FA][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day 3 - Evening
[color=AC58FA][b]Location:[/b][/color] Forest of Skyrim
[color=AC58FA][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@Mattchstick][@DracoLunaris][@Zarkun][@Lugubrious]
[color=AC58FA][b]Word Count:[/b][/color] 612[/center]


[b]As you wish, Boss.[/b]

Mr. President looked over at Azura with a plain look. [color=AC58FA][i]What a bitch…[/i][/color] he thought. [color=AC58FA][i]Whatever. It’s not like I’m not used to those types of women.[/i][/color] Back on the ship, he sometimes felt as though he was surrounded by hot bitches. The girly-guy kid (he started talking)—a guy—introduced himself as Vent and that he was some sort of Model. His explanation made Mr. President raise a hand to grasp his chin as he frowned at him as though trying to decipher him. [color=AC58FA][b]“Your explanation…I don’t know why. The [i]double megamerging[/i] made me think of…”[/b][/color] he lowered his hand from his chin and waved it off. [color=AC58FA][b]“Shit, never mind. You had me thinking you were some weird Japanese fetish sex doll or something. So a ‘Megaman’ got it.”[/b][/color] Whatever that was. He was sure he would find out soon.

The boss looked to the red robot next as she explained several similarities to his own situation. [color=AC58FA][b]“Captain Piper…”[/b][/color] he said her name as though getting a feel for it. [color=AC58FA][b]“I would have never guessed you to be a femmebot until you said something.”[/b][/color]

He looked at her weapons, and then the furnace in her chest (good thing she didn’t have breasts). He pointed at it. [color=AC58FA][b]“I assume that works like a boiler or something. Try to keep that thing hot.”[/b][/color]

Finally, was a man who seemed like someone who he could relate to. He looked like someone from the same planet as him. A soldier. When he introduced himself with a very Russian name, Boss smirked in amusement. The fact that he was Russian wasn’t what was amusing but how he was still up-tight even after crossing dimensions. XCOM? He had never heard of it. Everyone was from a different universe no matter how human they seemed.

Boss made a down motion with his hand. [color=AC58FA][b]“Hey, chill. I may have formally been Commander in Chief but I’m not no more ([s]not until we find a new planet to call Earth![/s]) You’re a soldier-medic. Got it.”[/b][/color]

He then started with Azura, pointing at her before motioning along: [color=AC58FA][b]“Spear Babe, Megaman ([s]more like Megaboy[/s]), Robogirl, and Russian dude. Got it. Great. With this team in this backwater medieval world, this mission should be cake.”[/b][/color]

Hearing the snow crunching some ways behind him, Boss turned around to see a medieval-looking man in fur approach. He gave them all a look until he happened to gaze on one of them that looked like made him near shit his pants. Boss glanced over his shoulder, following the scout’s eyes to Captain Piper. A second after, the scout was running away exclaiming about the enemy. Boss blinked in confusion.

[color=AC58FA][b]“Does he mean [i]us[/i]?”[/b][/color] he thought aloud in confusion. He then looked back at Captain Piper, and then at the scout who was running away. Then back again. [color=AC58FA][b]“Hey, I don’t know what he saw, but whatever it is, don’t pay him any mind. You’re…”[/b][/color] He looked her up and down and made a face. Nah; he wouldn’t tap it. [color=AC58FA][b]“You’re…great…don’t worry about him.”[/b][/color]

As Mr. President faced the path once more, his expression practically dropped at the barbarian soldiers charging toward them. [color=AC58FA][b]“You gotta be fucking kidding me…”[/b][/color] he grumbled. [color=AC58FA][b]“Wasn’t this guy expecting us?”[/b][/color]

Boss narrowed his eyes and brought his hands together giving them a few cracks. He then said over his shoulder to his team, [color=AC58FA][b]“Let’s kick their asses. Maybe that’ll get it through their cavemen skulls not to fuck with The Sai—[i]eeeh~[/i]……I mean…with uh…We needa’ group name. How about the uh…”[/b][/color]

He turned around to look over his team again, [color=AC58FA][b]“How about the Motley Crew?”[/b][/color]