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The last of my faith withered and died when I walked into a portal that stripped me of half my abilities and put me in a FREAKING DESERT, WEARING A TOGA!!*I yell to the sand dunes around me and my voice echoes back to me*
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Oh, that's a shame. What happened to them? Is it hot? Would you like some lemonade?
*Holds up a glass and laughs*