Kolhatu sighed, mentally of course, since he had no actual mouth to do it with anymore. The visions of cute girls that he put into the foolish boy's head had successfully led him to this place, sure enough, but there was an unintended side effect. Since Ivas never did the proper rituals to interact with Kolhatu's blade, the spirit's meddling in his mind had left some.... crossed wires, so to speak. Now the poor idiot was hallucinating pictures of them on the wall, it seemed. If he wasn't just an abstract spirit trapped in a magic sword, Kolhatu would've facepalmed. At least his antics somehow caused the chamber's ancient guardians to awaken, exciting the warrior spirit with the prospect of a worthy fight.

Oblivious to the thoughts and motivations of his living weapon, Ivas struggled to hold up Gionni's considerable thiccness, absolutely determined not to wuss out in front of a girl even though his spine felt like it was going to snap any moment. He was a fine young man in fine young shape but this woman was just..... a bit bigger than him, to put it one way. It was good, because it meant the good parts of her were really big too, but then it was bad, because damn was she heavy! The axe alone probably added twenty pounds or something!

"So, uhh, see anything up there? Is there like a secret pocket if you try to reach into one of the girl's mouths or something? Try that! Oh, or maybe the hidden compartments are between their--ah!"

Ivas's naive ramblings were cut off by the burst of green light from the wall where Gionni had struck it, just like the massive wave of magic that had summoned all those zombies to attack them. He didn't know jack about magic, but that first blast of it had created a bunch of enemies, so he felt like this one would probably be bad news as well. Sure enough, several of the statues lurking around the room came to life and started to look around. Or were they suits of armor? Hopefully that was it, Ivas would totally wear a cool looking ancient set of dwarven necromancer armor, assuming it was still in one piece after he killed it!

"Holy crap axe lady! Look what you did! Those weird carvings must have just been a trap to turn on the real test to open the door!" Ivas exclaimed, dropping her completely with no warning to ready his sword instead. "Get behind me, I'll take care of this. There's no need for girls to fight while I'm around--I'm a champion at protecting fair maidens, and stuff like that!" he assured Gionni. She'd totally be into him after he smacked down some baddies! Man, this place did end up having hot chicks for him after all! Maybe a bit on the mature side, but what was that saying? Beggars can't be choosers? Ivas wasn't a beggar though..... oh well, whatever!