[quote]The important thing is, I’m not stomping puppies anymore. There’s been a real change in my life, and now I have something else to sustain me.

Kicking orphans.

There’s good money in that too.[/quote]

Word walls be damned, despite being solid entries - [@Mattchstick] gets this one.

I would go with a second place. Possibly even a third. Really, in future entries, nominating the top two might be an interesting shift in mechanics, when things come particularly close. There were some close ones here in my book.