[quote=@Balance]
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It's because I work based on chaos. I figured "car, do something crazy" was a good enough "command" to get it to do something that required power, somehow. The crazier, the more it would do. And hey-ho, everything in this particular car turned on.
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That explains a lot, though the thought that this entire place could have been broken instead of fixed through pure chance unnerves me a bit.

[quote=@Host]
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Have you ever driven before?
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*Looks slightly annoyed for a moment before sighing.* No, I haven't. And up until now I hadn't even seen a near functioning car.