[quote=@Mara]
I dare one of you to make a stabby stab assassin girl. I [i]dare[/i] you. [sub][sub]/s[/sub][/sub]
[/quote]
Well, you did dare me to...

[hider="Stabby McStabberson"][center][img]https://i.imgur.com/fH5LWms.jpg[/img]
[sup][b][ "[/b][i][color=E0FFFF]I like stabbing. I like stabbing. I like stabbing, and I like to stab![/color][/i][b]" ][/b][/sup][/center][color=red]𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]Stabby McStabberson[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]𝙰𝚐𝚎:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]Stab now?[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]Gender:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]Female[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]𝙰𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]Whoever needs someone stabbed[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]Is it stabbing time yet?[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]I like stabbing. What else do you need to know about me?[/i][/color][/indent]
[center][color=E0FFFF] Athletic [color=white]•[/color] Impatient [color=white]•[/color] Skillful [color=white]•[/color] Stabs everyone, all the time [/color][/center][color=red]𝙱𝚒𝚘:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]When I was born, I had a shiv in my hand. I immediately stabbed the midwife. Then I stabbed my mother. After that I went on a stabbing spree through the hospitel, stabbing everyone I could find. Eventually I ran out of people, so I left the hospital, stabbing people in the street outside. I've been stabbing people everywhere ever since.[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚝:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]Wherever there are people I can stab. [/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗(𝚜):[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=5F9EA0]»[/color] [i]Shivs[/i]
[color=5F9EA0]»[/color] [i]Knives[/i]
[color=5F9EA0]»[/color] [i]Traffic cones[/i][/indent]
[color=red]𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚛:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=5F9EA0]»[/color][i]Coat of knives [color=silver]- less a piece of protection, more an endless supply of things to stab people with.[/color][/i][/indent]
[color=red]𝙲𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]More things to stab with[/i][/color]

[color=5F9EA0]»[/color] Retractable wrist blade[color=silver] (never learnt how to retract it though)[/color]
[indent][color=silver][i]A big blade to stab people with. The doctor who installed it tried to give me more details, but I stabbed him before he could say anything.[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=5F9EA0]»[/color] Retractable foot blade
[indent][color=silver][i]See: Retractable wrist blade[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=5F9EA0]»[/color] Retractable forehead blade
[indent][color=silver][i]Just 'cos.[/i][/color][/indent][/indent]
[color=red]𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=silver][i]The bank asked me to leave after I stabbed all the tellers.[/i][/color][/indent]
[color=red]𝙾𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛:[/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NwNNCCm.gif[/img]
[indent][color=5F9EA0]»[/color] [i][color=silver]Can we just get to the stabbing already?[/color][/i]

[color=5F9EA0]»[/color] [i][color=silver]The Future is... stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!!![/color][/i][/indent][/hider]